question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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