I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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