Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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