When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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