i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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