Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Dude i fell asleep inside of her

(1-248): View more from Michigan

thats awesome

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(519): View more from Ontario

and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!

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(585): View more from New York

you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman

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(970): View more from Colorado

I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.

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Soup is delicious

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(802): View more from Vermont

The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night

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