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• (727): View more from Florida

  im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night

  (303): View more from Colorado

  lol who won

  (727): View more from Florida

  well im in the hospital right now so u tell me

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

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• (714): View more from California

  I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.

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• (562): View more from California

  Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?

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  My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.

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• (510): View more from California

  So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  The Vicodin is in the strawberries.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE

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