im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE