You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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