Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
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You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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