Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I am puke
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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