Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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