Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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