btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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