You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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