so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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