I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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