sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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