I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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