Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
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It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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