Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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