is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
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You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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