woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
50% drunk capacity currently
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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