either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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