No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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