Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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