Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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