I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Found the puke drawer
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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