Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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