i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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