I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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