When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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