now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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