yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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