3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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