I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days