Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.