I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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