So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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