i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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