Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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