Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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