There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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