I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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