do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
lol hangovers are for mortals.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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