so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.