Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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