Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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