For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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