The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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