And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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