What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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