see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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