I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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