He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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