ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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