is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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