Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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