Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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